Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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