redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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