Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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