Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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