roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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