Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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