Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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