drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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