you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she told me i tasted like america
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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