It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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