Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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