when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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