I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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