Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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