I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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