I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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