Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I did not marry a roomba.
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