Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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