Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
only if we run a train.
done.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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