member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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