Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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