I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
