That's intense
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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