so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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