He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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