Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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