he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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