Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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