no. you can't hotbox the world.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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