Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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