Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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