Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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