I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize