after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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