Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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