I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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