google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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