No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
is wine microwaveable?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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