Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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