I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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