Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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