I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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