Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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