I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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