eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
