That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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