My hand turned me down
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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