office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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