Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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