i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Text me some of your sweat
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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