I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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