People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i dont even know how to be here
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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