Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
