I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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