just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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